急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
1、skippingclass
2、(anita,stevenandkevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.and,anitaistryingtopreventstevenandkevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)
3、steven:iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.ofcourseiamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.
4、anita:hey,we’llhavethe“businessmanagement”classinafewminutes.whereareyougoing?don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithjason.
5、rita:aprofessionalclassskipper
6、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》。(小品剧本)
7、小公鸡：“我没有朋友，正为这事烦着呢!”
8、ken:iwonderwhyyourcalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.yet,everytimeiskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewiwasabsent.ithinkiamreallyunlucky.
9、小公鸡不能继续捉虫子了，它在大树下来来回回地走，不停地叹气。
10、cast
11、人英语话剧剧本励志：《逃课》
12、kevin:twoo’clock.icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–jolin.oh,howwonderful!
13、(aftercalculusclass,anitaisonthewaytothestbuilding.atthesametime,ritaiswalkingtothestbuildingfromthedorm.theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)
14、预祝你们演出成功！
15、kevin:treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife
16、再见八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》话剧剧本。”
17、rita:didi?wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononwednesdays.
18、anita:oh,iamsorrythatialmostforgotit.whattimetomorrow?
19、小公鸡：“一只两只三四只，五只六只七八只，哈哈，这么多!”
20、大树下，小公鸡在捉虫子。
21、小白蜗牛爬过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，托着一片树叶。
22、ken:howdoyouknowthatiwillnotpass?
23、ken:sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.
24、(anita,kevin,ken,jason,steven,andritaarealltunghaiuniversitystudents.theyaregoodfriends.oneday,kenandjasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)
25、小蟋蟀：“我是你的朋友啊，来，我把刚学会的一只曲子演奏给你听。”
26、(kenandritaaretalkingtoeachother.theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)
27、jason:oh,shoot!ijustmissedit.wouldyoulendmeyournotessoicanmakeacopy?
28、rita:hereiam.look,ididwhatipromised.iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.
29、rita:ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.
30、rita:well,you’llappreciatewhati’mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
31、ken:why?
32、ken:whyareyoulate?and,youjustmissedthelastclass.theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.
33、jason:well,imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…
34、地点：大树下
35、小蟋蟀飞过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，扛着一把小提琴。
36、ken:whatarethey?
37、ken:whatdoyoumean?nottoomanyandnottoofew?
38、rita:calculusisextremelydifficult.idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.
39、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白鸭，你要去哪里?”
40、《有朋友真好》
41、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白蜗牛，你要去哪里?”
42、anita:youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.
43、sceneiii
44、steven:alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass
45、rita:nowlendmeyourears–firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.
46、时间：早晨
47、童话故事8人表演剧本
48、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子。
49、kevin:tomeitmakesnodifference.evenifiwereintheclassiwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?
50、kevin:anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.hewillnotlistentoyou.justleavehimalone.bytheway,iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?
51、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白兔，你要去哪里?”
52、小白鸭：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑鸭，把我刚从我的花园里摘的花送给它。再见。”
53、anita:whatareyoutalkingabout?thisisthe5thclass.youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.
54、anita:no,thisisaveryimportantclass.andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.
55、sceneiv
56、小白鸭走过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，捧着一束鲜花。
57、小公鸡：“有朋友可看，可真好!”
58、小白兔：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑兔，把我刚才我的菜园里拔的萝卜送给它。再见。”
59、ken:maybeyouareright.whatelse?
60、十分钟左右，，时间真短，不好设置啊要不给你一个建议，你去改编一下廖一梅编剧、孟京辉导演的《恋爱的犀牛》（段奕宏、郝蕾版），就推销牙刷的那一小片段，挺搞的。
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
61、anita:neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses
62、ken:youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?why?whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.
63、anita:youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.you’llgetyourselfintrouble.don’tyouknowit?...
64、......
65、jason:alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses
66、anita:ibegyourpardon?todayisthursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?
67、anita:waitaminute.wehavecalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.areyououtofyourmind?
68、rita:beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.
69、小公鸡望着小白鸭的背影。
70、小蟋蟀：“小公鸡，你为什么总叹气啊?”
71、小白蜗牛：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑蜗牛，把我刚找到的树叶送给它
72、kevin:well,i’mnot.yetithinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.
73、rita:wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.lastly–toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.
74、scenei
75、sceneii
76、小白兔蹦过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，提着一篮子胡萝卜。
77、人物：小公鸡小白鸭小黑鸭小白兔小黑兔小白蜗牛小黑蜗牛小蟋蟀
78、ken:eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit
79、rita:youneedgoodweather
80、rita:whydidyousayso?iknowthatwewillhavethecomputerprogramtesttomorrow.
81、ken:forgod’ssake!don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?
82、anita:youareincurable.thetestwasthismorning!
83、jason:believeme,iwouldliketokeepmyword.theproblemisthatihavethe“businessmanagement”testtodayandiwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.thenifellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.
84、小公鸡望着小白兔的背影。
85、曲子真好听，小公鸡的眼睛也笑眯眯的了
